Random Thoughts

My kids don't seem to understand that it isn't April 1st anymore. It's no longer funny.

I want a pantry with a lock on it that only I know the combination to. It's hard sticking to my grocery budget when I live with 5 ravenous wolves.

Sylas's new word is Ploop. It is used in place of toot. "Mom, I plooped!" Also I think it is worthy to note that he calls Fruit Loops "ploop ploops." You're not far off, kid.

We have an infestation in our yard. The first inch worm was cute. After the gazillionth they are foul and disgusting.

Why do I keep seeing "Free Piano" on craigslist? Why is everyone getting rid of their pianos? And why are they getting rid of them for free? And do I dare take one of them? Is this a warning to stay away from the world of pianos and music making?

I planted petunias. They make me happy. Sylas is still ticked off at me for not buying the "Yewow fwowers" Yellow is his color of choice right now.

Where in the halibut does one find all white underwear for a little boys baptism??? ALL of them say Hanes or have gray lines on the elastic. All. Of. Them.

I bought four 12 packs of diet coke in preparation for my parents coming to town.  (WAHOOO!) I have already drank some of them. (Migraine)

My iPhone and computer died these last 2 weeks, taking my photos, calendar, and phone contacts with them. Not to mention Drop 7 and the scriptures. As I was lamenting the loss of the scriptures with my phone, Lohn said "You know, they are available in printed form now." Yes, honey, but that would mean I'd actually have to hold up the heavy scriptures with my hands and they don't glow in the dark.